i have to admit that i love Runaway Bride (1999). i’m sorry, but i do. when ike says to maggie, “you want someone who wakes you up in the morning because he can’t wait to…
Date Archives November 2002
on the prowl
the sister club and i prowled tj maxx and more looking for stuff, nothing in particular– just stuff. i happened upon a giant display of super cool christmas cards. i pondered and picked, waffled and…
meeting the dj
The Sister Club Plans a Party Part I is up over at backwash.
return of your favorite iwilldare.com feature
i present to you sick in bedhead, bow in the presence of its magnificance.
congealed brick of snot
Aleve® Cold and Sinus sucks giant donkey balls. i took this crap like three hours ago and i feel not better. i still can’t breathe and i still have the fizzy sneezy feeling behind my…
swallow whole; do not crush or chew
i’m still sick and opted out of hanging out with the best friend and the cutest redhaired boy in minnesota. i didn’t want to infect poor jakey when he’s already got some infected ears. so…
let’s make misery
sister #4 called to ask if there were green peppers in the lasgna that i made and sent home with my dad last night. she sounds absolutely wretched. it seems siser #2, jaycie, max, siste…
i’m waitin’ by the phone
there’s nothing like being sick to remind you how lonely and alone you are. i know it’s ironic that the loneliest girl in the whole wide world has to be reminded, but sometimes she does….
overheard: conversations about poison
you know you’re in for some serious weirdness when you discover that the band poison seems to be a theme for your day. not only did i dream about the band, i’ve been singing “every…
every cowboy sings a sad, sad song
i dreamt that i had a house and opie from friday night bowling helped me paint the entire inside bright, bright yellow. i also dreamt that poison and aerosmith were playing at the legion and…