the only, only thing making work bearable at this ungodly hour of the morning? a super hug from dreamy techdoof gage before i even entered the building. he’s always so happy to see me. also,…
Date Archives July 2002
the jupiter moon i got disseminated
first things first, i really wish i had a man around to do important manly things like squish bugs and stuff. i am really getting tired of attacking the insect world with various cleaning sprays….
the ballad of spooj head
woe is me, i have too much spooj in my hair. it’s the control[D] subtance?, green snot-looking spooj. really, it’s such a delicate balance. too little spooj and my hair takes on a life of…
why i’m going straight to hell reason #458
eavesdropping. i can’t stop– even when it doesn’t concern me i am an evil, evil, evil, wrongdoing eavesdropper. i can’t help myself.
touched for the very first time
on being a born again virgin.
snoop snobby snob
i guess i’m a snob is up over at backwash (the non-naughty side, i’ll be updating the naughty side in moments).