all choking hazards out of sight? [X]
all masturbatory phallic objects tucked in secret hiding place? [X]
dish of delicious chocolately chocolates on coffee table object to give illusion of being best aunt ever? [X]
all poisionous, yet delicious looking, rarely used cleaning supplies placed higher than four feet? [X]
bedroom clean? [ ]
dirty underpants removed from sightline of viewing audience? [X]
kool-aid kool burst chilling? [X]
showered and ready for chuck e. cheese? [ ]
prepared for the invasion of curious three and four year old kidlings? [X]