sweet jesus, i’ve never been so happy to be online in my entire life. the internet was broken ALL DAMN DAY at work today. it sucked much ass and the time crawled by on broken…
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no rest for the wicked
i like sleep. about 50% of the time, sleep likes me. what i am wondering is when sleep became a think only for the weak? people are always saying, “oh, i don’t sleep much” or…
fair and just
in a fair and just world, i would get to have sex with ryan adams tonight. oh the humanity!
throwing in the towel
mick jagger is on saturday night live right now. his performance is so painfully wretched that i am embarrassed for the old coot.
she’s lost it
sister #2 has gone crazy. rip-snorting, bull-goose looney. i fear for the mental health of her children now. she’s obessessed with richard nixon. early this summer i let her read my copy of “all the…
As wonderful as it sounds
i’ve just finished up A Blind Man Can See How Much I Love You : Stories by Amy Bloom. It’s just as lovely and heartbreaking as the title suggests. a book full of short stories…