i’ve four small bruises on the inside of my right knee. it looks like someone grabbed my knee hard enough to bruise me. but nobody has grabbed my anything lately. i haven’t the foggiest notion…
Date Archives 2001
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
i drove home from mom and dad’s house just as the sun finished setting. it was sorta warm so i drove with the windows in the sistermobile all the way down. i let the wind…
diet pepsi twist
if you had any doubts, diet pepsi twist (with lemon flavoring) is as frightening and disgusting as it sounds.
the afterlife
“i worry that the afterlife will be like high school and all the cool dead people won’t want to hang out with me,” niles crane. *sigh* see why i love him so?
just one of the guys
last night after work, i went out for a drink with the guys. it was weird. i’ve always been one of those girls that’s considered “just one of the guys.” i haven’t been able to…
resize my ass.
Aak! Pity me darling ones. I had the most exhausting morning in the history of mornings. Not only did I have a meeting from 9:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m., but it ran a half-hour over!…