i’ve spent the night with my face scrunched up and my eyes half-open waiting in a constant state of sneeze alert. i think the only thing more annoying than sneezing, is not sneezing when you…
Date Archives 2001
i am hopelessly, helplessly and
i am hopelessly, helplessly and utterly addicted to starburst jellybeans. i am pretty sure i need some help.
Yeah, so I?ve had to
Yeah, so I?ve had to put a moratorium on the purchasing of cds. I am all for keeping my new year?s resolutions and everything, but this is getting ridiculous. I?ve purchased 8 cds in the…
allow me one more shallow
allow me one more shallow moment and i’ll go back to my shiny, happy self. jennifer love hewitt. . . aak! she annoys the piss outta me. she’s nothing but a busty waste of skin…
So I am here at
So I am here at work. Sick, but I am here. You will all be relieved to know that bunnynose got his gift and was most pleased with it. I am, quite possibly, the best…
hmmm, i am home from
hmmm, i am home from work, in my jammies, preparing to nap (read waiting for the codeine cough syrup to kick in). . . why on earth does such wonderful stuff like this happen when…