i stopped at a gas station to get some cash:
“do you live in south minneapolis?” the guy behind the counter asked.
“nope.”
“did you ever live in south minneapolis?”
“nope.”
“wow. you look just like this girl i used to know who lived in south minneapolis.”
. . .
“she went into wrestling. i think she wrestles for WCW.”
“i work for a software company.”
“oh, i am a computer programmer during the day. but my wife said if wanted to keep buying toys, cds and going to concerts i had to get another job. so my day job pays for the house and the family and this job pays for my cds. i’ve been working here for two years and now i have $590 cds.”
…
“so are you sure you’re not from south minneapolis?”
“positive, have a goodnight.”