as i was finishing dinner the thought hit me, “you know, some guy would be damn lucky to have me.” i am not kidding. i actually said that outloud as i chased the last olive around the salad bowl.
what got me thinking this was coming home and whipping up some dinner that included a salad (with croutons, olives, cheese and sun-dried tomatoes [ok so the sun-dried tomatoes came with the bag of lettuce]) and well, really what man wouldn’t love that? what person wouldn’t love that?
so then i was thinking, i am not gonna be single forever. this is a limited time offer. this jodi is one-of-a-kind and this sale will never be duplicated. so really, you men, you probably should start doing some pre-purchase research. because wouldn’t that suck if i was the jodi you wanted and well, someone snapped up the only one?
The overwhelming part is, she doesn’t come with a warranty.
jodi has a boyfriend, jodi has a boyfriend (to be sung in third grade mocking voice)
i don’t have a boyfriend.
It’s the boy!!
so you’re saying you made a salad? or was it just lettuce?
i’d be your boyfriend, but you won’t buy me a powerbook. and i sure ain’t putin’ up with your wackiness just for salad.
clearly it was a salad. and if i buy you a powerbook, you will have to be my bitch. do you wanna be my bitch?
Hey, I said I’m coming to visit. I hope you’re not all sold out by the time I get there.
making salad isn’t exactly number one on the *must have* list…
making *bombs* on the other hand…
if you buy me a titanium g4 powerbook, i might be your bitch. we’d have to negotiate some terms though.
i dunno about terms, seems david has upped the bid. what would the bitch terms be? if i am buying titanium powerbooks, i think i have the upper hand.
you have no hand.
basically, the terms are as follows:
you send me the biggest, fastest, sexxiest, titanium g4 powerbook available. i will send you some emails with it and maybe read your site here and there. sound good?
ha! you do that now for free! just so you can bask in the limelight of my superduperness.
trust me, i don’t think you could handle being my bitch. you aren’t nearly tough enough.
you think this is free? oh silly jodi, you just haven’t gotten the bill yet.
while pricey, the sexxxy titanium g4 powerbook would definitely be cheaper.
i got $14, i hope you can make change.
heres something to think about:
if a joke isn’t funny, is it still a joke?
i am funny, damnit. you know it!