fucking freaks

so i get an e-mail from some damn yahoo asking me how i feel about my big, beautiful bare feet. i don’t feel about them. in fact i only think about them when they are cold or hurt. they do their job quite nicely and i once wanted to tattoo the top of one of them. that’s how i feel about my feet.

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6 Comments

  1. mickmars 26.May.01 at 1:09 pm

    he could probably smell them, is why he asked.

  2. Tyson 26.May.01 at 5:23 pm

    heh heh

  3. jodi 26.May.01 at 10:45 pm

    enlighten me, is that supposed to be funny?

  4. mickmars 27.May.01 at 11:22 am

    usually people with stinky feet are pretty dumb too. it’s ok.

  5. jodi 27.May.01 at 6:16 pm

    oh mick, you make my heart go pitter-pat. you always say the nicest things.

  6. mickmars 28.May.01 at 12:36 am

    feel free to show your appreciation with gifts of american cash. i believe you have my address.