ahh. . . tonight i was complimented on a job well done. i love that. i was sitting behind the bar, playing my mom’s gameboy. i was on a mission, i had to beat kelli “fingers of fury” bigstinkycheater’s score. see, i had the best score but kelli snuck in behind my back and beat it out. so i was on a mission you see. . . i have my title as tetris goddess of north america to uphold and all. so i was intent on my game when lane came up the bar to get a tasty. yeah, he calls bud light tasty, i think he’s deranged. so the conversation goes a bit like this:

“they pay you to do that?”
“no.”
“what are they paying you for?”
“they pay me to be cute.”
“and you do it so well.”

heh. i gave him a free beer for being so damn charming.