a nap got in the way of my journey to the store. i had a dream about my dad and my sisters. at one point in the dream i shouted, “being single does not make…
Date Archives 2000
“i don’t want to be
“i don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl. i want to get married and have nice bedding, no one has ever heard of Mrs. up-the-butt,” –my favorite line from the first four episodes of “Sex…
hey! i got another item
hey! i got another item to add to the misc. aisle at the grocery store– sloppy joe mix. yes, i had to look forever to find that crap. i don’t even like sloppy joes. thus…
i had many a dream
i had many a dream last night about riding a bike. i haven’t the foggiest notion what bike riding dreams mean. someone should tell me. i also dreamt that i went to get clyde washed…
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i repeat, do not eat the sausage on the “it’s not delivery it’s” digiorno supreme pizza. don’t eat it. i am warning you, it tastes like dirty feet. it’s gross. super,…
nicholas cage in leather pants.
nicholas cage in leather pants. tim russert on conan. . . how did i get so lucky?