the phone rang a bit ago and my stomach fell. i was afriad to answer it, sure it was someone bringing me the news of jaycie’s death. happily, it was jim from the star tribune…
Posts tagged weirdo
a world record
i thought you all should know that i have only ingested one diet pepsi today. feel free to applaud.
the politics of arranging books
there is no more room on the top shelf of my favorite bookcase. it’s the bookcase nearest the couch, the one that when i look up from otto i gaze at. i love that bookcase…
this ungodly hour
getting up this early is for the birds. i really hope my intermediate html class is worth this kind of torture. i have been oddly quiet the past few days and i am not sure…
in my defense
I wrote this in the defense of giant donkey balls everywhere: I am dumbfounded. I had no intention of being offensive. Wow. ‘giant donkey balls’ or ‘blows goats’ are phrases that roll so easily off…
dirty confession
ok, here’s my deep dark confession of the night: i am the suckiest e-mailer on the face of the web. i always forget to reply. i am going through my in-box and there are e-mails…