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my horoscope said it’d be a weird day

Jodi Chromey — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 18:35:59 +0000

my horoscope said that today, “Someone you’ve been admiring from afar is about to let you know that the feeling has been extremely mutual.” so yeah, it’s almost 2 p.m. and i’m STILL waiting, and clearly this afar admirer doesn’t realize how very impatient i am. hello, it’s 1:30 and all mutual admirable feelings should be clearly stated by no later than 11:30 a.m., don’t you think?

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even the stars are gonna kick my sad ass into shape

Jodi Chromey — Wed, 31 Mar 2004 13:22:19 +0000

i woke up this morning to a bit chastising from rob brezsney:
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Visualize a scenario in which Israelis and Palestinians are still embroiled in a hateful state of siege for another 100 years. Imagine that the personal problems bugging you now will continue to torment you indefinitely. Live your life as if you believe the world is falling apart and that we human beings are parasites bent on wrecking the paradise we’ve been blessed with. APRIL FOOL! Don’t you dare indulge in any of the hackneyed cynicism I just spouted. While educated idiots might try to convince you that badmouthing the future is honest and intelligent, it’s actually a bad habit based on delusion. Here’s your *real* assignment, Gemini: Retrain your mind to expect the best. Visualize in graphic detail the transformations you’d love to see. Cultivate delight using all your ingenuity.

i like the idea of cultivating delight. what i really like the idea of is going back to bed for two more hours.

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woke up this morning

Jodi Chromey — Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:39:59 +0000

i love reading horoscopes like Rob Brezny’s:
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Gemini who drove me to the airport told me that when he’s not putting in 60 hours a week driving a cab, he’s working on a screenplay that has garnered interest from two agents. Meanwhile, the Gemini woman who operates the carousel at the zoo confided that before she comes to work each morning she spends an hour writing grants that could help her start a tutoring program for homeless kids. I have a message for them and for all you other Geminis whose big dreams haven’t been getting anywhere near your full attention: It’s time to kick a labor of love into high gear; to transform a hobby into a vocation; to take a giant step towards graduating from your amateur status and turning pro.

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horoscopey goodness

Jodi Chromey — Mon, 11 Feb 2002 14:14:00 +0000

here’s my horoscope for today. quite apropos, no? Anger and resentment pass away sometime between dawn and dusk. As your life improves, it’s no longer so important to look back and keep score. You stand...

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no more interesting.

Jodi Chromey — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 06:41:00 +0000

Today’s Gemini Horoscope | FreakAstrology | AncientWeb.com

The Leo Moon should help make things rather interesting today. Strange Cosmic shit is likely to go down at this time, so prepare to be shocked by the universe. When circumstance and dumb luck come together, it is rarely for no reason at all. Explore the synchronistic areas of your life.

i dunno if i can handle anymore interesting.

i also think it’s time for me to passout.

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