I’m not sure if this cold that has leveled me is karmic payback for being witness to the book burning or if it’s just the side-effects of a weakened immune system caused by being a…
Posts tagged Health
Tonight I’ll be doing pull-ups on the toilet bowl
Maybe if I just sit incredibly still and breathe then I won’t get sick. That’s what I keep telling myself. After two and a half hours I put dinner in the fridge, untouched. I convinced…
Sick pleasures
The one good thing about being sick? You can do all those things you really want to do on a Saturday but always feel guilty doing because you should be out there Carpe Dieming the…
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
“You have garlic at home, right?” “Yes, like a whole bulb.” “Okay, here’s what you do. Slice ’em up and swallow them like aspirin.” “Just wash them down with water?” “Yeah.” “How many?” “I don’t…
The hellmouth
I don’t know if it’s the hellmouth that is Eden Prairie, MN or if Hell, Inc. is located in one of those sick buildings filled with awfulness and spores, but my allergies never, ever bother…
A one stanza ode to allergies because the Claritin hasn’t kicked in yet
With special thanks to Simon & Garfunkel: Hello allergies, my old friend, I’ve come to bitch about you again, Because a sneeze softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping, And the pollen that…