conversation overheard during lunch at the uptown: “you know chewing celery burns more calories than you get from eating the celery.” “really?” “no shit, it’s just full of water and stuff.” “wow.” “yeah, you know…
Posts tagged eavesdropping
quote of the day
“when i was in first grade, my teacher told my parents i was mildly retarded and would never function as a normal adult,” kari.
baby got back and back and back
“i accidentally looked at my butt in the mirror this morning and all i could think is ‘baby got back and back and back,” ella. which was the funniest thing i heard all day.