darling ones, i’m going to share a hard-learned lesson with you so you never repeat my mistakes. when making a grilled cheese sammich using the george forman lean mean grilling machine, don’t ever use cheddar…
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not so good and tasty
i am here to report that Hawaiian Punch in the 20 oz bottles doesn’t taste nearly as good as the Hawaiian Punch in the gallon drum that i usually drink from Cocktail Glasses. it’s a…
have i told you lately
as of yet, nobody has convinced me that orange peanut m&ms and diet coke are not a proper breakfast food. i almost went for the chicken in a biskit, but who has chicken for breakfast?…
the ballad of spooj head
woe is me, i have too much spooj in my hair. it’s the control[D] subtance?, green snot-looking spooj. really, it’s such a delicate balance. too little spooj and my hair takes on a life of…
observations on eden prarie road
some people actually use the headrests in cars to rest their heads. a foreign concept to me, being as well, it usually comes to my shoulder blades. the new denny’s ad. . . ok so…