ook. i think i just ate about 349,286 thin mint girl scout cookies. my pal scoots seems to think that grasshoppers made by keebler elves are far superior to thin mint girl scout cookies made…
Posts tagged consumer alert
well, i can tell you
well, i can tell you this much: Juicy Jucie is not, i repeat not, 100% juice for 100% kids. it’s 100% crap for poor kids with underdeveloped taste buds. blech! in my never-ending quest to…
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i
CONSUMER ALERT: do not, i repeat, do not eat the sausage on the “it’s not delivery it’s” digiorno supreme pizza. don’t eat it. i am warning you, it tastes like dirty feet. it’s gross. super,…
i’ve made a big decision
i’ve made a big decision in my life. it wasn’t easy and it’s tough for me to admit this. it goes against most everything i have been saying for months and months. . . yes,…
here’s a consumer tip: those
here’s a consumer tip: those handy pop-up tape dispensers, those ones that you wear on your wrist? they aren’t that handy.