After surviving my hangover yesterday, I woke up this morning determined to fulfill my Labor Day goal of doing nothing. Oh my, I cannot remember the last time I so swiftly and successfully attained a…
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Wherein our hero turns into a whiny nincompoop
I feel like I’m turning into one of those people who just bitches endlessly about everything and doesn’t do anything about it. It’s odd that I feel like this, because I really haven’t done any…
State of the Union of the Snake
I just sent this to my friend Kelly (not that Kelly but a different one): I took have been crazy busy with summer and working and Sister #4 soon-to-be leaving my humble abode. It’s kind…
Wired for sound
I made the mistake of stopping by Caribou for a delicious Chocolate Cooler this morning. Now I remember why it is I choose to eschew coffee except when I’m incredibly tired, because I’m vibrating right…
Riddle me this: More problems with eating fruit
So really, is there any way on earth to eat a banana that doesn’t make it look like you’re gobbling a giant cock? Because if there is, I need to know. Really. I’m blushing here…