6. Trix lipgloss from Max and Jaycie 6. Flowers, Flowers, Flowers from the people I adore the most 6. Seeing The Omen with your FFJ in a packed Shakopee theater 6. Amazon gift certificates 6….
Posts tagged Birthday
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
For my birthday some of my Westernerd pals made a little song in my honor. It’s filled with inside Westernerd jokes (i.e. how i always say Monkey broke my glasses and my insane crush on…
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched
These are the flowers of the apocalypse from Al, the cutest girl on earth™. They were waiting for me here at Hell, Inc along with a 52-ounce bag of peanut M&Ms, easily the biggest bag…
Coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck
Truth be told, I’m a little bit disappointed. It’s my birthday and all, and it’s 6.6.06, so where is the plague of locusts? Where is the rapture? There were people driving in cars on my…
That’s great it starts with an earthquake, birds, and snakes or Happy Apocalyptic Birthday to me
It might be the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine. How can I not feel fine? I’m 34 now. Well technically, I won’t be 34 until 6:36 p.m. That’s…