“why are you standing like that?” “because i’m cold!” “take off some of those clothes and i’ll keep you warm.” “hey joan jett, seattle called they want their grunge back.” “not funny.” “could you be…
Browsing Category Bowling
from the you’d better be kidding me file
in a moment of unmitigated weakness, in the very room my grammu would die in not 24 hours later, i told the sisterclub i’d join their bowling league. i was weak, i know. all the…
you’d better get a beer and beer me
tonight is my first official night of bowling. it’s much like the first day of school, you’re all excited to see everyone after the summer and get caught up. but then after like 3 weeks,…
naked team bowling
dad and i were sitting at hooligans after the birthday party– (which was for my beloved mary’s dauther): “so, how open minded are you?” he asked. “i’m pretty open minded,” i said. “well, we’ve got….
a girl like you in a place like this
in a moment of weakness, i told my dad that i would at the bowling alley tonight. what in the hell was i thinking? this is supposed to be my summer vacation. blech.
and the article said we were “absolutely adorable”
last night, after having a bon voyage dinner for sister #4 (she leaves for a whirlwind tour of france, italy and germany today) we had to stop at the bowling alley to pick up the…