the one thing i always thought i was good at was sitting on my ass. really, i thought that perhaps i was the all-time king best ass sitter on-er. i am not. i just spent…
Browsing Category Bowling
he is a foreign man he is surrounded by the sound
he said, and i quote, “i’ve been burying that sum bitch all night. i’m knee-deep and still can’t get the seven.” of course i haven’t a clue what he was talking about.
enough is enough
lane’s son died this morning. now is the time i crawl into bed and never come out.
otto goes bowling
i took otto, my laptop, down to the bowling alley tonight because i have great gobs of work to do. of course none of the bowlers can quite get their brains around the fact that…
the ride of your life
he’s not a regular. he must have been there because tonight was 9-pin no-tap night (i’m not sure what the no-tap part means but i do know it means that if you knock down 9…