mike meyers is damn sexxy. i never really realized it before. funny men get me hot.

i am pretty sure your place in loserdom is clinched when, while watching saturday night live you say to yourself, “rats! this is a rerun. i’ve already seen this one.”

these anniversaries of the columbine shootings and the oklahoma city bombings, leave me all teary eyed with a lump in my throat. am i a hyper-sensitive goober or what?

the cleaning out the closets thing was fun for about 4 minutes. then it became work and i promptly gave up. i did get one closet finished. i threw out clothes from college. i realized…

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from some sitcom that’s on tv tight this moment: annoying asian woman: “are you going to listen to me?” big, dopey white guy: “yu-huh, just a minute.” aaw: “what are you doing?” bdwg: “if you…

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tracey ullman and chris “yummy” isakk are on the today show talking about the oscars and they keep mentioning constipation and vaginal dryness. i keep giggling like a 12-year-old. damn she’s so funny.