I have to do two things outside Supergenius HQ tomorrow. Just two things, two relatively simple things: grocery shop (because I’ve eaten all the food I’d really ever entertain eating and the only stuff left…
Browsing Category Misc.
Down to orgasms or booze
Sometimes I think being grumpy is like the universe’s revenge on you for having a good day. Yesterday was a good day. The kind of day where I trusted my instincts (with some help from…
Now do this
I’ve had a problem, oh my entire life, with being incredibly scattered. I have a tough time focusing. Once I do focus however, I’m golden. This problem is in everything I do. I’m kind of…
How the five a.m. monster made me reveal too much to the lady in the goldfish shirt
It sounded like a very large creature wheezing its last breaths, rather loudly, somewhere in the vicinity of my bedroom. I wasn’t sure what it was, but it made me sit bolt upright in bed,…
Damn you Neil Young for ruining my buzz
I’ve been parked in front of Jed, my laptop, all morning applying for a job. I wish I could say jobs, but that would be a lie. It took me many hours to prepare a…
Bitch and you will receive
I crawled into a hole with Haruki Murakami at about 3:30 this afternoon. I did not emerge until I had read 100 pages of Kafka on the Shore, napped a bit, and gave myself 2.5…