i mean to post this, here on iwilldare.com, but i managed to post it on bittersweetheart. so you can go read it there. it’s in honor of paige’s share your wildest sex ever holiday. so…
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the best sex i never had
i want to send him an e-mail: two years ago today, do you remember? but i am chicken and probably won’t send it. as puumba from the lion king put it so succinctly, you gotta…
reason #423 to be afraid of the keebler elves
my plans were to find a groovy, informational link about the delightful and delicious keeble fudge shop double fudge and caramel cluster cookies. they are tasty bits of heaven. so i went to the keebler…
clothing optional
it’s gotten so hot in my apartment (it’s decemeber in minnesota and i have yet to turn on the heat) that clothing is no longer necessary whilst lounging about the sweat lodge. really, i am…
peanut buttery goodness
since my friends are the best on earth they agreed to escort me to perkins where i got to dine on pancakes with peanut butter on them. now the peanut buttery pancake monster that has…
the 10 o’clock news
why is it that whenever i hear “kandahar” on the tv, i think it’s a name better suited for a fairytale kingdom than a wartorn city?