All my life I wanted to be an actress. When I finally figured out that Joanie, Richie and the Fonz weren’t actual people who we were lucky enough to watch once a week, I wanted…
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a car owner
for the first time since June, i am the proud owner of a fine used motor vehicle. in fact i am the owner of a truck. I BOUGHT A TRUCK!! i bought a goddamn truck….
car buying day
blech, today is car buying day and i am so nervous i could puke. the last time i went through this the ordeal was so horrendous i thought i might die. i just pray that…
separated at birth
ok, i am pretty sure that new e-crush Ben is the seperated at birth twin of my college crush Jeff Johnson (you have to scroll to find him. i’m sorry. it’s well worth the effort)….
telephone books
i’ve been living in this humble abode for nearly 3 years, have had the same phone number for three years and yet i still have to dig out the phonebook and look up the phone…
my body turns and yearns
my uterus continues to ruin my day. and just you don’t even begin to complain about all my complaining, it’s my biological right to get this way once a month. so there. in other news,…