. . . is exactly the amount of time you have left to get me birthday presents!
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the final countdown
since 30 is fast approaching and most of you darling one’s haven’t known me for the last 29 year and 356 days, i will give a quick overview of the last 29 years of my…
nine for the lost god
nine. nine days. that is all.
god only knows what i’d be without you
hear ye, hear ye. i’ve got an announcement to make. there are only 10 days until my birthday. 10 DAYS! are you just so excited you aren’t sure how you’re gonna sleep?
you might be a father, but you sure ain’t a dad
sister #3 and her husband, 9 3/4 left the bbq in a huff. she was angry at him. because he wouldn’t jump when she called him. apparently 9 3/4 was inside taking care of the…
the treble of the music rising up in sharpness around her
discoveries from saturday morning’s adventures in cleaning: 5 socks of indeterminate cleanliness in the kitchen fast food nation in the microwave ‘gilded cage’ nailpolish under the fridge yeah, and that’s just the kitchen. the rest…