thus far today i have been dreadfully boring, except when i am showing off my magic thumb, then i am exciting for about 85 seconds, then right back to boring.

the wicked witch has bled! now i can go back to normal again. . . right after i get rid of these cramps.

someone mentioned today was the 25th and i blurted out to a group of people, “shit, my milk goes bad today.” this is what happens when your mouth works faster than your brain.

i think i am in the process of becoming incredibly sick. swallowing grows ever more difficult and my glands continue to swell. i am exhausted, even after a good night’s sleep. i’ve upped the orange…

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i can feel the tylenol pm kicking in already. i am going to sleep, sleep, sleep tonight! i can’t wait– it’s gonna be so good.