yeah, yeah, yeah i know i just finished my anti-makeup rant over at backwash. but then i was pretending to clean up and found what i thought was an empty target bag. but it wasn’t…
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reign of fire
onions are quite possibly my favorite vegetable of all time. i love them fried, raw, sauteed, burned. . . i love them on sammiches, hotdogs, eggs, salads. . . i love them, i love them,…
the curse of the new phone
what is it with me and new phones? my new phone just rang. “hello,” i said with giddy excitement overjoyed that the phone was ringing. “hi, can i talk to jodi bodeman.” “sorry, wrong number.”…
tackiness of elizabethan proportions
i was cleaning out my bag when i found this scribbled on the back of a gas station receipt: MN FINN 3 dalmations 3 shar peis 2 sailboats? finland flags yes it seems ROSIE T’s…
yeah, you should wear your heart on your sleeve
driving back from getting the hair cut, i was next to this guy on a motorcycle. he looked to be incredibly attactive in that harley guy kind of way, with long, long chocolate brown hair…
smack my ass and call me jodi
apparently there is a parallel jodiverse out there. well not parallel at all, but you know i was going for something there and it just didn’t work. man darling ones, you sure are lucky. two…