todd, the web designer at work, discovered iwilldare.com recently (hi todd!). i’m not sure if he’s reading it, he might be. i tried to remain calm cool and collected about it. i think i did…
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reason #296 why i’ll never be a corporate god
joe comes over to my desk and this conversation ensues: “i’m going to say one of those things that make you hate me.” “ok,” i said. “can i have one of those routing slips because…
start > turn off computer
i’ve decided to spend the rest of the night offline. it’s going to be tough, but i think i can do it. it has to be done. i’ve said many stupid things today. wish me…
dirt devil, steaming mad at dirt
i broke my old vacuum cleaner last week. the hoover roundabout died a slow painful death. i think it started when i accidentally sucked up a pair of earbuds and the rest was down hill…
if you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again
so i decided, since i can’t find my cordless phone to buy a new one. not just because i can’t find it but also because it sucks giant donkey balls. so i got me this…
losing love is like a window in your heart
in honor of my pilgrimage to graceland in memphis, tennessee, lisa bestowed upon me her 20 year bottle of Frontenac Blanc D’oro 1978. This is a tall green wine bottle, Gold Record Edition Always Elvis…