i got my hair cut. i’m so damn cute i wanna smooch on my ownself. anyone read Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress? A co-workers has loaned it to me. i’m leery. i hate reading…
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pop quiz
can anyone tell me what tomorrow is?
these are the things
first, Don’t Go Breaking My Heart is not about the TTHM, per se. inspired by his words, but dramatized for the television audience. It’s an experiment. I’ve been reading Written on the Body. I’m sorry…
the fascination with fruit spooj continues
“i’ll have you know that’s fresh fruit,” chicken little said pointing to the now controversial kringle. “oh, i don’t doubt that,” i said. “but you said you don’t like old fruit,” he said. “i don’t…
the wunderpencil
“hey jodi, can i use your pencil,” jess asked. “maybe not THE pencil, but any pencil.” “i only have one pencil,” i said pulling out the purple mechanical wunderpencil from my purse and handing it…
baked fruit prejudice
“once again prejudice rears its ugly head,” wondergeek john said. “i can’t help it that i don’t like baked fruit,” i said. “jodi doesn’t like fruit spooj,” jess said in my defense. “you’re like a…