things are pretty slow are around the ol’ place of employ lately. it sort of sucks ass. really. because nothing is worse than being here when you don’t have great gobs of stuff to do….
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fa-reez-ing
it’s so cold in here that i have goosebumps on all my 2000 parts. i’m thinking of burning my insurance forms and computer manuals in an attempt to generate enough heat to thaw the tip…
he might be coming out
tonight, Robin wrote about her need for a gay brother-in-law. this reminded me of a story sister #2 told saturday night about jaycie and max. apparently the kidlings were talking about what they wanted to…
orgasm on a plate
i’ve been subsisting on cheese and crackers for the last four days. i have issues with thanksgiving turkey. issues that involve much vomit produced by my own body the friday after thanksgiving. this post-thanksgiving vomitting…
So many
When your blessings are so numerous you cannot even begin to count them and give thanks.
the 100-pound tongue
i feel like the left side of my face is trying to melt off my skull. that’s some wicked weird shit, that novocaine. also, my tongue feels like it weighs roughly 100 pounds, and it’s…