After something like wearing it for thirteen or fourteen years, I took my nosering out. I’m not exactly sure why, which is fitting because I’m not exactly sure why I got it pierced in the…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
You’re just jealous
Last week I was arguing with a friend about the sucktasticness of Chuck Klosterman’s Downtown Owl . I supported by case by citing the adverbs, the weird omniscient narrator from the future, and the general…
April snow cannot ruin my morning
It snowed last night. About an inch of wet, heavy April snow covers my postage-stamp yard. April snow showers bring May flowers, right? I don’t mind. Coffee with Meet the Press and updating the MN…
Assumptions I could make based on what I see in commercials
Men don’t ever have any preconceived expectations when it comes to gifts, and are never disappointed by what might be a totally lame present. Clearly, this is a territory wholly owned by women and while…
How much does a decent TV cost anyway?
I have to buy a TV. The one that I currently own, a deluxe 19″ Fisher that was given to me by my former brother-in-law is slowly dying. It has these hideous dark lines constantly…
Disgusting
“You smell like icky tarter sauce,” Liam said. “If you don’t like the way I smell you don’t have to sit on my lap,” I said. “No, you can just go get clean.” “I think…