last night i gathered with my favorite ladies, FFJ and Smelanie, for wine, pizza and so much laughter that my stomach feels like i’ve done about 392 situps.
between the talk of marriage, men, cute ben, and having children we took turns doing dramatic readings of Love’s Next Door, a personalized romance novel starring me and sweet rob.
it’s by far the funniest fucking thing ever. EVER. FFJ made me the book for my birthday and it rocks the casbah. i mean, really, what could be better than a cheesedog romance novel starring me?
it is, by far, the funniest most brillant gift i’ve ever gotten.
yay FFJ!
an excerpt:
Jodi Chromey, also known as “Chromes,” had short, red hair that glistened as it caught the light. her hazel eyes shone with laughter like the brightest stars in the sky and her voluptuous and sexy body was made to be held and cuddled through the cold winter nights. This particular evening, she was a woman on a mission and that mission was to make a certain someone’s life as miserable as possible. And that person was her good, old buddy Rob . . .
Paco, the wonder cat, hearing Jodi in the cupboard, jumped off the sofa and bounded in the direction of the kitchen. . .
Rob pushed her sweater up and Jodi caught her breath as he placed his warm, moist mouth aginst her breast. Spirals of pleasure coursed through her igniting flames of desire.
i LOVE my birthday.
Your friends rule, and so do you! Happy Birthday for real. 🙂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It’s strange to think that I have been reading your blog for well over a year now… and I don’t even know you!
I wasn’t able to write a novel starring you (which has to seriously be the most kick ass gift ever!) or send big beautiful orange flowers, but here is a little song that may get your feet-a-tappin’ and your head-a-bobbin’… and I promise it’s not Jason Mraz! haha.
A little birthday gift from me to your iTunes:
Twentysomething – Jamie Cullum
(right click and save)
Hope your birthday was as brilliant as you!
be sure to underline your favorite parts….in the book, not on sweet rob…
So, like, Does he know about thos stuff? I mean do you think he would be embaressed by it? Just curious.