have you ever dropped an entire case of beer on your feet? let me tell you, it’s not fun. it’s really, really not fun when you are in the beer closet and there are 40 people bowling and you are trying to get the weenie engineers some more grain belt premium and when you grab the case of beer and begin to carry it to the bar the bottom falls out and 24 bottles of beer go crashing down on your socked and birkenstocked feet. yes. . . it’s not fun having shards of glass in your socks. it’s not fun to have to come out of the beer closet after silencing a bowling alley. yes, i silenced a bowling alley. i smell like a brewery. it’s not that fun.