oh darling ones, my life continues to take on soap-opera like proportions. things i have learned today:
1. some people just don’t get it. despite how hard you try, the big I-T, just passes them by
2. bitter men will always be bitter men and no amount of logic will ever change that
3. insecure people lie to make their point
4. i am much more noble than i ever thought possible, surely this is a sign of my impending adulthood
5. i still don’t know what to buy my best friend kari for christmas
6. telling people how noble i am probably is not such a good thing, a whole show don’t tell kinda thing. but since i am so noble i can’t show you. at least not right now, maybe when the statute of limitations is up, i can
7. the first amendment makes me get all hot and bothered and breathe heavy
8. monday’s don’t always suck ass
9. people never cease to make me see the wonderfulness of humanity
10. being threatend with libel lawsuits makes me a little sleepy
Hi, it’s me again.. that disgruntled reader.
I thought that I would take the time to mention that you bother me, Jodi. You bother me because I am completely and utterly intimidated by women. I cannot help it. When a woman confronts me, my penis shrivels to the point that it looks like a grub worm with a turtleneck. I have had this problem ever since my mother divorced my uncle… there just has been NO male figure for me to look up to. Yes, you depress me, but mostly because I lack introspection, foresight, insight, and intelligence. I cannot see past my own insecurities, so i carry battles out FAR past the point where I should have admitted that I lost. I post to your board anonymously because shouting threats from behind a keyboard empowers me. It gives me the control that I lack in my day to day life. It MAKES ME A MAN.
Because I cannot win arguments head on and directly, I resort to this, the anonymous flame. GOD FORBID I am ever confronted on this post, because I would surely vomit my lucky charms and run screaming, begging for my lawyers to protect me from your slander.
SO GET A LIFE!
Wow, that gave me a hard on!
GET A LIFE JODI YOU SUCK I HATEEEE YOUUUUUUNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEYYYYEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
*pant* *pant*
sorry..
I.. lost myself for a moment..
dude. they have therapists for shits like you. maybe you oughta look into that.