I just watched an episode of Alice. I have reached the pinnacle of slackerdom.
Date Archives December 2007
Day 7: Let’s get slack-a-lactic
Bedtime: 1:24 a.m. Waketime: 7:25 a.m. Goals for the day: lollygag, dilly-dally, lounge about, veg, slack, not wear a bra, figure out how to make a good cup of coffee, watch the Rock of Love…
Thanks Mr. Narwahl
Elf and A Christmas Story are both on at the same time! It’s the best thing to ever happen to a commercial break.
My 2007 Christmas Wish for You, Darling Ones
I still wish for all of you at least one person in your life who will change out of their pajamas so you don’t have to go see a cute boy’s band play alone. This…
I dusted bookshelves for this
Two days of cleaning, a day and a half of cooking, a gallon each of homemade soup and chili, dusted bookcases and I was practically stood up. Yeah. No aunts or uncles or cousins. One…
Day XX: The infestation looms
Bedtime: 2:24 a.m. Waketime: 8:30 a.m. Goals for the day: Survive. The floors are swept, the chili is crocking and the only things left to do include showering and making cookies. With four hours to…
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of Rock today. This was easily the best thing that could have happened to me today….
Mmm MmmGood
Supergenius HQ smells like bacon and Newcastle. This is not a complaint.
Day 4: Where we tire of that stupid titling convention that’s amusing for about two minutes
Bedtime: 12:24 a.m. Waketime: 8:40 a.m. Goals for the day: Clean, clean, clean and put away all the books. My goal today is to have Supergenius HQ in pristine condition so tomorrow when I get…
On the third day of Christmas vaction my true love gave to me — a slippery, shiny ice storm
Bedtime: 1:50 a.m. Waketime: 7:28 a.m. Goals for the day: Move the mattress up into the still empty master bedroom, grocery shop, stay awake. Instead of braving the shiny, ice-coated streets to go wrap gifts…