sometimes i feel like i live with a 6-year-old. but she’s not six, she’s 25. i asked her if she was an idiot, and i think that might have shut her up, but not before…
Date Archives February 2006
mr. rabbit mr. rabbit your ears are mighty long
i’m beginning to feel a little bit like a shut-in. sure, i did stop by work for a minute yesterday, but still . . . i’ve pretty much been in the house since Sunday. i’m…
things you will have to pry from my dead cold hands
• this tuna fish sandwich • the last of wendy’s truffles • the current bumper sticker that FFJ sent because at the height of my ruby-worry i whined about how it would suck if she…
truffleupagus
wendy dropped off her truffles for saving the boobies and OH MY GOD, they are the best thing to happen to me since that guy called to tell me they were fixing ruby. these truffles…
so keep your candles burning and make her journey bright and true
finally, finally, finally, someone called me back. someone actually called. and when i heard the news, i fell straight to my knees and began to weep. ruby’s coming back to me! ruby’s coming back to…
when they say ‘after 10’ they mean anytime after 10 which could mean NEVER
i’m pretty sure the mechanics at precision auto care about ready to KILL me. not that i blame them, i am being a bit on the annoying side. but damnit, i need to know what…