at this point my biological clock made such a racket that max and jaycie thought that perhaps the tornado sirens were going off.
Date Archives October 2005
moments after this was taken we all broke into a rousing rendition of the itsy bitsy spider
except when the rain came along it didn’t wash the spider out, no it washed the nolie out.
firetruck! firetruck! firetruck! it’s raining men*
*that’s a mike doughty reference that you probably aren’t gonna get, but that i could not resist.
Ookabanana
ok, as if monkeys aren’t hard enough to resist, how do you resist a baby dressed up as a monkey? if i could have i would have eaten little liam right up!
honey you’re just a kid, your eyes say i did
i’m so down in the dumps and frowny today that even new books couldn’t cheer me up. not even the imported tasty belgian chocolates that seamus brought in could bring a geniune smile to my…
my jokes would be so much funnier if i didn’t laugh at them
“it seems everyone has a reality show now,” i said. “everyone does,” mel said. “i don’t,” i said. “which is why i have a blog.”
the perils of being an adopted child
i have to get a passport. yes, i’m 33 years old and i don’t have a passport. but the time has come, i’ll be taking an out of the country business trip coming up here…
the cookie fallout continues
the cookie/vagina/sex connection continues to wreck havoc on my psyche and in my life. i was just reading a comment by ‘the cookie monster’ when it all came flooding back to me, my college nickname….
i wish i had a river that i could skate away on
whenever i sit on a conferance call, wearing my time-life operator headset, i like to sit very still and see if i can’t feel myself disappear. it’s like i can feel my arms start to…
on the phone
“who is it?” max asked, when sister #2 called him to the phone. “it’s your girlfriend.” sister #2 said. “who is this?” he asked into the phone. “it’s aunt jodi,” i said. “oh hi aunt…