“you are the queen of snark,” john said. “thank you,” i said.
Date Archives December 2002
why hello pretty girl
i just bumped into shannon in the hallway. “hello pretty girl did you get a hair cut?” “no, i just…
the one where i play the word nazi
“are you sick of my yet,” i asked as i approached her cube for about 294th time that day. “yes,…
working for ebenezer
this afternoon i had to tease julie mercilessly. “are you like scrooge mcduck or something?” i asked. “what?” “c’mon an…
don’t forget it’s monday
not only did i oversleep by like an hour and forget that i needed to fuel up ruby, about half-way…
i turned the page and fell in love
“She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, seperating its numerous strands, appreciating its subtle nuances. She was…
literary pet peeve
i’ve spent most of the day lost in the magical world of Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer. I’m…
naturally gifted
“i’ve watched all my new DVDs already,” he said. “oh that’s too bad,” i said. “yeah, it blows,” he said….
rise up and demand what is rightfully ours
ok darling ones, while i’m gone i want you to all visit the lovely ms. heather and while you’re there,…
following the map
bonnie unearthed a box of godivas that she got as a gift from one of our vendors. she brought the…