you know what the problem is with getting up at 5:30 in the morning (shut up, i can’t sleep)? it’s being dead tired at 8:30. when i grow up i want to be one of…
Date Archives October 2002
h-a- double-l o-double u-double e- n spells halloween
“jodi what are you dressed up as?” “a bitter, jaded copywriter,” i said. “oh, so you didn’t dress up.” “yes, i did. usually i am a bitter jaded content specialist.” “oh.” “john what are you?”…
smooth and clean
for those of you playing along at home, i’ve just discovered that i do not like, i repeat that i DO NOT LIKE the weirdo dub of Sugar Free Jazz. that is all.
fined a great big $50 bill
well, i’m here and i’ve got the coffee song on and i think i’ll be able to make it.
boot straps
i’ve made it through the night to live another day. i am about to leave for work at this ungodly hour of the morning, mostly because i have roughly 184 things to get done today–…
the bottom of the ninth
i’m throwing in the towel. i have been defeated and have given up hope that things will ever get better at work.