it’s a little known fact that i have the hots for steve from dell. actually the fact is quite widely known here in softwareland, because i love to talk about steve. but, now, much to…
Date Archives February 2002
conversations with ruby
as ruby and i were driving home from the bowling alley tonight we had a little conversation. “ruby,” i said, “do you ever wish you were a supersize truck instead of a mini bite-size truck?”…
so this is monday
without fail all the witty and wonderful words i think to type about as i drift off to sleep on sunday night have disappeared in the cold light of monday morning. also, 2 more days…
a tool of satan
a vile tool of satan kept me up entirely more hours than i planned on last night making me a worthless sack of skin today. perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if i hadn’t been…
things that i need
if i had a groupie (which i really, really need) their main job would be to pick out all the light pinky greenbag starburst jellybeans that sorta taste like dishsoap.
a girl on the verge
I’m a girl on the verge of becoming a woman. And it’s scaring the piss out of me. This adulthood gig might not be all its cracked up to be. I can feel myself gearing…