“you are the queen of snark,” john said. “thank you,” i said.
Date Archives 2002
why hello pretty girl
i just bumped into shannon in the hallway. “hello pretty girl did you get a hair cut?” “no, i just wore it down.” “it looks good.” “thanks, i’ve just been so lazy throwing it back…
the one where i play the word nazi
“are you sick of my yet,” i asked as i approached her cube for about 294th time that day. “yes, now what do you want?” she said. “is it ok if we say compositional here,…
working for ebenezer
this afternoon i had to tease julie mercilessly. “are you like scrooge mcduck or something?” i asked. “what?” “c’mon an 8:30 meeting on new year’s eve?” “well at least you don’t have a 4:30 to…
don’t forget it’s monday
not only did i oversleep by like an hour and forget that i needed to fuel up ruby, about half-way to work i realized that i forgot all my work at home and had to…
i turned the page and fell in love
“She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, seperating its numerous strands, appreciating its subtle nuances. She was a prisim through which sadness could be divided into its infinite spectrum,” Jonathan Safran Foer,Everything…