you gotta love any morning where you have just cause to blurt aloud, “ahh fuck. fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.” then you sit for a moment wondering if maybe you should burst into tears. but then…
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a world without socks
i dream of living in a world where i never, ever have to wear socks. i hate socks. they just piss me off and make my feet feel weird. blech. boo socks!
am i worth it?
ditto. the quickest, most effective way to hurt me is to ignore me. you can say evil things to me about me, and i can take it. i am tough. in fact, i prefer someone…
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stuffing manicotti shells is about 843,915 times less fun than eating them. also, my hands smell like a pizza place.