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Date Archives 2001
sex sammich
my choice for fictional siblings i’d most like to have a threesome with: the brothers crane, niles and frasier. you just know they’d be wild men in the sack.
peanut buttery goodness
since my friends are the best on earth they agreed to escort me to perkins where i got to dine on pancakes with peanut butter on them. now the peanut buttery pancake monster that has…
Naps and Pokey Pieces
I think of all the jobs that I’ve held working at a plastics factory might rank as the worst. It was the summer before my first senior year in college. I was 22. During the…
hot steamy sex dreams
last night i had seperate, but equal sex dreams about charlize theron, my friend glenn and some really cute boy who had a mullet (you would think the mullet would automatically disqualify him from being…
the 10 o’clock news
why is it that whenever i hear “kandahar” on the tv, i think it’s a name better suited for a fairytale kingdom than a wartorn city?