so andrea is going on hiatus. i am a bit saddened. i love reading smackeral. but i am also impressed with such self-discipline. i don’t think i could give up iwilldare.com. not even for a…
Date Archives August 2001
the only source for this information
well, if you are looking for information on this subject, i am the only resource available to you. i love being the expert.
my disfigured face
read all about my horrible disfigured face over at backwash.
a world record
i thought you all should know that i have only ingested one diet pepsi today. feel free to applaud.
The Horrors of Elementary School
There is a crescent moon-shaped scar on my right cheek. Every time I look in the mirror my eyes catch it. Looking at that scar my blood runs cold and a shiver runs up my…
damned dirty liar
you can go read about how i am a damned, dirty liar.