HelLO nurse! Remember how I was all the time whining how the techdoofs should hire some single, 6’7″ matt dillon…
Date Archives June 2001
same ol’ boy, same sweet girl
in my never-ending attempts to shock and appall you, i must admit that i love tim mcgraw’s song “don’t take…
i’m so tall, you can’t get over me
Hello darling ones. After last night’s emotional outpouring, I am feeling a little beaten and shaky. Last night proved to…
cried a river and drown the whole world
this was the hardest thing i’ve ever written in my entire life. i sobbed. i sobbed so hard i made…
anna quindlen
I think I might have been possessed by anna quindlen and the voice of the lady who was reading “black…
sarcastic?
from sister #3: “hahahahahha, smart, and funny too. I wonder why you are still single. You are a real good…
can you hear me?
i went to bed at 10 o’clock last night. for good reason. i had one of those stabbing headaches above…
gimme two pina coladas, one for each hand
nobdoy likes a weepy, sloppy drunk. even though i am not sure how sloppy drunk i am, becaue really i…
jodi, your name is sugar
i am babysitting jaycie and max this morning while sister #2 goes to the eye doctor. 2-year-old max has decided…
great leapin’ lizards of frustration
so as if the job hellishness isn’t enough frustration, i begin the quest for a car. i was surfing around…