HelLO nurse! Remember how I was all the time whining how the techdoofs should hire some single, 6’7″ matt dillon look alike? Well I just saw archie, the head of techdoofdom, wandering around the halls…
Date Archives June 2001
same ol’ boy, same sweet girl
in my never-ending attempts to shock and appall you, i must admit that i love tim mcgraw’s song “don’t take the girl.” i love it. i love it so much i listen to it about…
i’m so tall, you can’t get over me
Hello darling ones. After last night’s emotional outpouring, I am feeling a little beaten and shaky. Last night proved to be pretty brutal. I was a wreck and I am not even sure why. I…
cried a river and drown the whole world
this was the hardest thing i’ve ever written in my entire life. i sobbed. i sobbed so hard i made noises that alarmed the cats. i’ve sobbed so much that i can’t hardly keep my…
anna quindlen
I think I might have been possessed by anna quindlen and the voice of the lady who was reading ?black and blue? to me on my way to work this morning. I drove into the…
sarcastic?
from sister #3: “hahahahahha, smart, and funny too. I wonder why you are still single. You are a real good catch.” i can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic.