HelLO nurse! Remember how I was all the time whining how the techdoofs should hire some single, 6’7″ matt dillon look alike? Well I just saw archie, the head of techdoofdom, wandering around the halls…
Date Archives June 2001
same ol’ boy, same sweet girl
in my never-ending attempts to shock and appall you, i must admit that i love tim mcgraw’s song “don’t take the girl.” i love it. i love it so much i listen to it about…
i’m so tall, you can’t get over me
Hello darling ones. After last night’s emotional outpouring, I am feeling a little beaten and shaky. Last night proved to be pretty brutal. I was a wreck and I am not even sure why. I…
cried a river and drown the whole world
this was the hardest thing i’ve ever written in my entire life. i sobbed. i sobbed so hard i made noises that alarmed the cats. i’ve sobbed so much that i can’t hardly keep my…
anna quindlen
I think I might have been possessed by anna quindlen and the voice of the lady who was reading “black and blue” to me on my way to work this morning. I drove into the…
sarcastic?
from sister #3: “hahahahahha, smart, and funny too. I wonder why you are still single. You are a real good catch.” i can’t tell if she’s being sarcastic.
can you hear me?
i went to bed at 10 o’clock last night. for good reason. i had one of those stabbing headaches above my left eye. i think that was the eye i kept open while trying to…
gimme two pina coladas, one for each hand
nobdoy likes a weepy, sloppy drunk. even though i am not sure how sloppy drunk i am, becaue really i only had 3.4 beers in two hours. maybe that’s really a lot of beers, i…
jodi, your name is sugar
i am babysitting jaycie and max this morning while sister #2 goes to the eye doctor. 2-year-old max has decided the name jodi doesn’t quite suit me. though he still delights in saying, “jodi you…
great leapin’ lizards of frustration
so as if the job hellishness isn’t enough frustration, i begin the quest for a car. i was surfing around online, looking for reliability ratings, pricing, dos and don’ts, how not to get skammed, lease…