i think that just in time for my weekend date i will have caught a cold. i am none too pleased with this development and plan on drinking about 38 gallons of orange juice to…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
prior lake 55372
i had to go to the post office this morning. yes, i know i spend entirely too much time going to and talking about the post office, but deal with it. so i went to…
sex on campus
the nytimes featured an article on Sex and the College Newspaper today. at first i thought, “hrmph, i wish i could have written that column for my college newspaper.” then i got to thinking, what…
it’s a little known fact
why is it that i feel so weird for having such a lusty crush on the postmaster? maybe it’s because he’s old enough to be my father. maybe it’s because he’s bald with a very…
survey says
one of my new favorite pastimes is taking part in telephone surveys. mostly because my phone never rings so when it does i’m so excited that someone wants to talk to me that i can’t…
i’ll never wash this ear again
dreamy techdoof gage just smooched me near the ear for giving him a coke-spoon pen. i’ll never wash this ear again!