if i were living in the torrential rains of southern california, i’d be set. the jeans i’m wearing are perfect for floods, mudslides, and showing off your nifty socks. i don’t even know what possessed…
Posts tagged Being Six Foot Five
the lunacy of not loving leftovers
the other day i made a big vat of chili, right from scratch. i make a mighty mean and tasty chili. i don’t make it too often because it’s just me and i don’t need…
woman cannot survive on toast alone
since i finished Maile Meloy’s Half in Love, had eaten nothing but toast and peanut butter for two days, and played enough Bejeweled 2 to leave me in a coma, the time had come. i…
walter the gas station poet and his ex, sarah
since driving into the city every night wrecks havoc on ruby’s gas tank, we got to see walter the gas station poet on sunday. “hey girlfriend,” he said when i walked in to pay for…
long arms and all
i’m sort of clumsy. ok, i’m really quite clumsy. i’ve bumped my head more times than i can remember, and even nearly killed myself tripping over thin air. my dad always says it’s because i…
take what you have gathered from coincedence
i lost nine pounds and my pants don’t fit. but not in the way they should not fit if you lose nine pounds, rather these pants that i am wearing are entirely too short for…