“if i keep bowling here, i’m gonna smart,” the short man in the packers sweatshirt said to me before ordering a bottle of bud. “what?” i asked. “get smart,” he said and pointed to the…
Date Archives 2004
reasons #9 & #10 to see Paul Westerberg at the Pantages this weekend: ‘anyway’s all right’ and ‘$100 groom’
i cannot deny, that even though i was filled with total and complete giddiness when i picked up “Folker,” i have to admit that it didn’t stick with me right away. in fact, when after…
reasons #9 & #10 to see Paul Westerberg at the Pantages this weekend: ‘anyway’s all right’ and ‘$100 groom’
i cannot deny, that even though i was filled with total and complete giddiness when i picked up “Folker,” i have to admit that it didn’t stick with me right away. in fact, when after…
halloween horrors
for halloween this year i decided it’d be a really, really good idea to be a couch potato. i’m about to slip onto my costume right now, with ed wood in the DVD player, my…
my nap was interrupted for this
“hello,” i said into the phone, trying to pretend like my blissful state of napdom was not rudely interrupted by the phone. “guess what?” i heard sister #4 screech. she was on her cell phone,…
walter the gas station poet
i was standing next to ruby outside the EZ Stop, a rundown gas station located at the end of Newly Invented Road, which is like a block away from my house. i was fueling up…