finally! Overheard: A Conversation About my Breasts.
Date Archives November 2002
swanky dad
whilst driving out to sister #2’s place on saturday, sister #4 raved on and on about dad’s new glasses. tonight i viewed the much ballyhooed specs and i am oddly disturbed. not so much that…
grumble, grumble
so i had this faboo column called “Overheard: A Conversation about my Breasts” all set to publish for this week’s edition of Hawaiian Punch in Cocktail Glasses, but sadly backwash is being all wonky and…
strange alignment of the stars?
ok, so the phone’s rang 39 times and now someone knocks on the door. i cannot even remember the last time someone knocked on my door, it might have been last winter when mr. furley…
there is no bob
i’ve gotten five phone calls today. that’s like a record-setting number here in the land of jodi and no ringing phones. of course, only the call from the outlaw was for me. the rest of…